Peeps chatting about AI7

[richie]

Just thought I would set up early for my PEEPS!

[Becki]

You're such a smartie RICHIE! Great idea. Rickey's is always hard to get onto during Idol nights.

[richie]

Welcome PEEPS! looking forward to chatting with you all!

[Becki]

Don't forget about the lunar eclipse. I'm not sure if all of you are where it can be seen but it's supposed to be viewable at 8:30 and then 11:30 I think.

[richie]

Glad you like the idea, BECKI!

[richie]

No seeing any eclipse here, BECKI. Quite overcast, and snowing.

[richie]

Kristi Lee up first. She sings Rescue me, doing this weird eye thing that is oddly reminding me of Constantine. Otherwise, pleasant voice, kind of boring version.

[richie]

Several sick girls... Doesn't sound like a great night.

[richie]

Joanne up next. Singing I Say A Little Prayer. Voice is a bit thin and sharp. She is a gorgeous girl. Nice but unimpressive performance.

[richie]

Alaina up next. Very young. Singing 'I Love You More Today.' Great energy. Best so far, as much as that matters.

[richie]

Amanda is next. Rickey must be so excited. He luvs her. I am already getting bored by her. And I hope Becki and Save show up soon so I can stop talking to myself.

[richie]

Amanda sings 'Please Don't Go,' sounding remarkably like every other performance she has done, only nervous. Not working for me at all.

[richie]

I know the song, in fact I have it somewhere, and I think she was a bit all over the place.

[Becki]

Sorry RICHIE. I having been feeling well lately so was slowly sinking into the couch. I am getting bored with Amanda as well. I honestly don't really care for her voice. I'm not a Janis Joplin fan either so I guess I will always disagree with the judges on her. The others have done well but were a little off here and there and yes, Kristi's eye motions were a little too much. Take some lessons from ACE people. He knew exactly how to eye the camera. Oh, how I miss seeing him on Idol.

[richie]

Amy Davis up next. She is pretty. 'Where The Boys Are' started really badly. She is struggling. This is bad. I am sure soe of the notes she is hitting are right, I just can't figure out which ones...

[richie]

No problem BECKI, I was just typing away and hoping someone wouldn't think I was rambling to myself.

[richie]

Ace did now how to work the camera. Those eyes of his, man, they just drew me in.

[Becki]

Amy Davis is pretty and of course the camera loves her because it's probably being run by some 45 year old lonely guy. She was flat, rather boring, and overly sexual especially at the beginning of the song.

[Becki]

That sounds so mean. I don't dislike her at all. In fact, this is the first time I've really even noticed her. Unfortunately, it was for something bad.

[richie]

Pure as the driven snow Brooke is next singing 'Happy Together.' I love this Turtle song. I preferred David C's version last night. When she sings it, I get a feeling I am watching Shirley Jones in the Partridge Family.

[richie]

Brooke's husband is VERY hot. I'd vote for him.

[richie]

At this point, the girls are making the boys look better.

[Becki]

Well, I did reply but then it asked me if I wanted to delete it and I said no and it seemed to have anyway. Interesting.

I thought Brooke did pretty good, though a bit basic.

She is rather 'innocent' isn't she? Dare I say possibly even more so than me? And I haven't got the bedside benefits of a lovely husband.

[richie]

Yes, BECKI, she is more innocent than you. I am wondering if she is still a virgin. I would offer to help the hubby with his, uhm, tension.

Spinning Wheel up next, with Aleandrea. Unimpressive. And the dancing, well, a bit on the spastic side.

[Becki]

Criminy. I hope they are not going to pull that whole "I can't believe you're only ..." thing again. That's gonna make me NOT want to vote for those people. They should just give them a contract if they're gonna be that way.

Didn't care for Alexandrea. The song, the voice, the I'm happy but don't mess with me thing. She reminds me of Rihanna and I do not like Rihanna.

[Becki]

Hahahaha. Oh RICHIE. You're hilarious. I highly doubt the marriage bed has gone unused but I also have a feeling they don't do as many 'things' as some couples do. You'd think people would have learned by now that I don't want to hear about their, ahem, adventures, but they still seem to like to tell me. I guess I can say if I ever do get married, I'm going to have a lot of ideas.

[richie]

BECKI, you have a point, but she is not as evil as Rihanna. Kady Malloy up next. I like her admitting to unhealthy obsessions. She is singing 'A Groovy Kind Of Love,' which is not a great song, but she is singing it surprisingly well. When she pushes on the big notes, she can lose pitch, but otherwise good.

[Becki]

That song is from the 60s? Did Phil Collins remake it? I like the song and liked Kady's version though I did think she was a bit nasally (Is that still considered a form of songing?!) in parts.

[richie]

Ideas are a great thing, BECKI.

Asia'h is up next. I am already bored of the dead-dad story.

[richie]

Yes, Phil remade the song. Was originally sung by the Mindbenders, with lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager.

Asia'h singing 'Piece OF My Heart.' Started badly, worked the way up to mediocre.

[Becki]

Asia'h shouldn't have chosen that song with Amanda having sung it earlier in the audtion process. I don't really care for her voice. Is it just me? Am I hearing too much nasal in it? She's cute, seems nice, and it's nice to hear people's backgrounds, where they come from and all that. But I got so irritated in Season 5 with Kellie Pickler's thing always being about how her dad was in jail and her mom abandoned her that I don't want to hear that stuff week after week. Hopefully, if she stays, it won't become a part of her story every time.

[richie]

Ramiele up next. Still waiting for that great performance. Wouldn't it be funny if Carly delivers it, after all the controversy?

[Becki]

RICHIE, you are the man to go to with music questions! I had no idea "Groovy" was written by Carole Bayer Sager.

[richie]

Oh, no, she is tackling Dusty Springfield's 'You Don't Have To Say You Love Me,' and RICKEY will list it as Nadia Turner's song. Nice voice, boring so far.

[richie]

Remember, I have a quirky life, and an obsessive fondness for Carole Bayer Sager. Didn't I send you mp3s from her album?

[richie]

Ramiele got good at the end. Best singer on a rough night.

[Becki]

Yes, you did RICHIE. I still have them too. I thought I replied to them. We sent so many mp3s back and forth at that time, they probably got lost in the pile.

Ramiele is so cute. I thought she did pretty good. Not my favorite of the night but not bad.

[Becki]

How interesting that we posted at the same time yet think differently on Ramiele!

[richie]

Well, I will admit I liked the ending for Ramiele, but that doesn't mean I thought she was great. So far, no greatness tonight, and the boys are looking much better than they did 24 hours ago. Only 2 girls left to try.

[Becki]

No lunar eclipse here yet tonight, plus we have a REALLY big and full tree in the way...and my dad's chainsaw is broken. Dag-nabbit!

[richie]

Syesha and then Carly. I hope she shouts less.

[richie]

Well, looks like BECKI can escape the Chainsaw Massacre syndrome.

Syesha sings Tobacco Road. Not loving it.

[richie]

They love her. She will make my ears bleed by mid-season.

[Becki]

I really liked that performance. Syesha is adorable and seems very nice and was really good. Strong vocals.

[Becki]

That's true RICHIE. Hopefully, she won't rely too much on her high vocals and will try to give us a taste of everything she's got. Would be cool to see if she can sing low and slow.

[richie]

So, of course, the fabled Irish Girl will close the first show, the ultimate in pimp spots. It won't take much for her to look good compared to what we have seen tonight.

[Becki]

How did you become a 'member' and I have 'just entered the universe'? Does it go by how many posts you've put through?

I like having just entered the universe. It fits actually!

[Becki]

All of the people in this year's competition have amazing skin!

[richie]

Carly singing 'The Shadow Of Your Smile,' and she sounds good, but not particular 'today' the way Simon wants them. Should be interesting. On the other hand, she is another shouter.

[richie]

Becki, it is judged on the number of posts. Obviously I have too many.

And Randy just called that the best vocal this week. Hmmm.

[Becki]

"Sick is not an excuse" is such a kiss-up to the judges. It IS easily an excuse. I've gone MANY days without singing because I've been sick because not only do you sound bad but you strain your vocals even more and then sound just as bad even when you're well.

I thought it was good. It will be interesting to see the dynamics and the competition between her and Syesha as the shouts continue.

[richie]

So, who do you think is going home? I am thinking Amy and Joanne. I would suggest Amanda, but I bet she has Soul Patrol fans, which will keep her safe.

[richie]

Sick is an excuse, but when you have to deliver on a certain day, being sick means you can go home to your family doctor. However, I do think she was kissing up, and I don't think Randy & Pauler should be calling Carly a 'total pro.' Do they not see the press?

[richie]

Wow, Randy thought the girls were better. I am in a different universe.

[Becki]

I agree on Amy and though I liked Joanne, she will probably be leaving too yes. Unfortunately. Hm, yes, I am guessing Amanda probably does have some hardcore fans already that will tie up the lines with calls for her. I still think they need to figure out a way to make it so one household can't call a zillion times for one person. There'd be a lot more truth in the competition if that were the case. I thought it was one bottom guy and one bottom girl that will leave. It's TWO bottom girls and TWO bottom guys? I think I ask this every season actually!

[richie]

OK, Seacrust needs to stop this childish I will not thank Simon at the end of the show thing. Idiotic.

[richie]

Yep, two of each for 3 weeks, then the Top 12 begins.

[Becki]

I would glady tell Seacrest to hush if I were up there with him. I'd like to ask him how long he spends planning his comebacks because they seem so planned and he always looks like he is waiting for his oppurtunity to say something.

Thanks for the clarification RICHIE. For some reason, I can never remember that.

[richie]

No problem, babe. I am here to remember the little things.

So I am going to a concert tomorrow night in Philadelphia, and will miss the results show. I am thinking Garrett and Chikezie for the boys, and AMy and Joanne for the girls.

[Becki]

Well, the lunar eclipse - they just said on the news - is supposed to occur within the next ten minutes so I think I will go walk around the back porch and see if I can get another view that won't be obstructed by that darn tree!

I've got to get up early tomorrow - I brought the gift shop key home with me by mistake and must return it before another volunteer comes in to open tomorrow. I'd do it now but going in to drop off a key at 10 PM seems rather shady! Hahaha!

[Becki]

Chikezie definitely. I'm not too sure about who the other guy will be. There are some others I thought may have not been voted for but they had also been consistently good so may have fans who want to give them another chance.

[richie]

Have a good time.

[richie]

I think Luke should go, but think the handsome boy will be saved by lusty votes. But I don't think he will make the top 12.

[lotus]

I love lusty votes!

[richie]

Don't know if anyone will be here tonight, but I will give it a try.

Michael Johns, singing Fleetwood Mac. Not bad, but not great either. And needs to stop bouncing.

[Save]

Hi RICHIE! I think I like Michael Johns.

[richie]

Jason Castro, I just want to be your everything. Not great. a bit bare on the high end.

[richie]

Hey, SAVE! I like him too, but thought that was not his best.

[richie]

Luke & Killer Queen - way better this week. And still pretty. A little self-indulgent, perhaps, but such is life. He is pretty.

[Save]

I wasn't thinking much about the singing, just the dirty things I think I would do to him. What did Orlando do to his hair?

[richie]

Which one were you thinking dirty things about? All 3 of the first are possibilities. But not so much with the faux Vince Neil coming up...

[Save]

I like the one from down under. He'll probably get my lusty vote.

[richie]

I think my vote will hold until David A comes out. But I might throw a vote to Luke for being pretty.

Wow, Robbie is doing a temped Hot-Blooded.

[Save]

I don't like this guy with the wallet chain.

[richie]

Me either, SAVE. Lots of 'tude, lacking in ability and charisma. And not bringing enough of the pretty.

[Save]

Danny has pretty hair. I wonder what kind of product he puts on it.

[richie]

Ah, Danny N. Was it my imagination or was he off tonight.

[Save]

I don't know if he was off since I took a quick nap.

[Save]

Aside from little David I can't even remember any of the guys left to sing.

[richie]

Blinded by the pretty hair and then out. Why are so many going for the Adult Contemporary Market tonight. Sadly, a couple are achieving elevator muzak.

[richie]

Well, you kind of remember only the one worth thinking about.

[richie]

Well, you kind of remember only the one worth thinking about.

David was pretty good tonight

[Save]

David was good for the moment, but I won't remember his name tomorrow. He's one of those.

[richie]

Jason wasn't that good, you may forget him by commercial

[Save]

WOW, I don't know which is making me laugh more - the dancing, or how he can manage to smile while he's singing.

[Save]

I think they should just let that australian guy sing again.

[Save]

I agree with Simon. Ezie is a bit obnoxious, which is too bad since he has a nice voice.

[richie]

David Cook can be fun. I kind of liked him last week.

[Save]

I'm enjoying the word nerd's performance.

[Becki]

Hello SAVE and RICHIE! I finally made my way on here.

So, far I have liked only David Hernandez and Michael Johns (that would be the Australian guy SAVE!)

David Cook needs to put the guitar away for a while and show us what else he has...if anything other than an average rocker's voice.

[richie]

I liked David Cook very much.

[Save]

I happen to love Scrabble.

Hi BECKI!! Michael Johns...hmmm....yes, I like him.

[richie]

Not sure why he is picking a fight with Simon... Shades of the wise-ass from last season.

[richie]

Hi, BECKI! I am looking forward to David A.

[Save]

I want to adopt him. I think he might win.

[richie]

David is putting them all to shame. Wow.

[Becki]

Yes, David Archuleta is very good. And, guess what, oh my God, he's only 17 (or 16) or whatever that was that Randy said every week with Jordin Sparks.

He is adorable. The Italian in me just wants to pinch his cheeks...the ones on his face RICHIE!

[richie]

He isn't old enough to have any others, BECKI.

[Save]

I'd like for little David and sexy australian man to be the final two.

[richie]

Well, there were no disasters tonight, but a few mediocre performances. I liked David A, Michael Johns, David H, and David C.

Too many Davids, one has to go I think.

[richie]

SAVE, that would be a nice final two, but unless he loses his voice, I don't see who can stop David A.

[Save]

Which one was David H?

[Becki]

That would work well SAVE.

I told my mom last week that Michael Johns is like a mix of Ace and Chris because he's absolutely gorgeous (Ace) and seems really nice (Ace and Chris), has a bit of pop boy band and high notes in voice (Ace) and some grovel and rock (Chris) and will probably continue to remind us that he's married like Chris did either by showing off the left hand with the gargantuan band or will dedicate a song to his wife. I shall call him Chrace Youngtry!

[richie]

DAvid Hernadez, cute and you will forget tomorrow. Apparently sooner....

[Becki]

David Hernandez was the one that Simon said was the best vocal he had heard thus far. Short, almost crew cut black hair, tan skin.

[richie]

Oddly, BECKI, he reminds me of neither, but I live in constant fear he will become Michael Bolton. Something about him scares me...

[Becki]

RICHIE - Michael doesn't remind me of either on his own, or on their own - whichever way you would word that. A mixture yes - a very "You gotta really want to see it" type of mixture. I think I'm just trying to make up for the fact that it has been too frickin long since ACE has been on my TV screen and I miss him. :-(

[Save]

WHAT?!?!? SExy australian man is married??? Bloody heck! There goes that fantasy.

Oh wait, that's why it's called a fantasy. hehe he

[Becki]

SAVE - You didn't notice the big ring on his left hand? That week when they showed everyone who'd made it to the top 24 and the whole long walk and tiny chairs, Michael talked about his wife being there to congratulate him when he made it. She is a petite 'blonde' woman.

[richie]

SAVE, yes, he is married, and a bit boring. Pretty, yes, but boring too.

BECKI, I hear you, but the fear of Bolton over-rides everything for me.

[Becki]

I am kinda half and half with Michael Bolton. I think he has a great voice but he needs to tone it down once in a while. It is not always necessary to hold out long and high notes in order to impress. I do think, though, that his music has probably made a lot of couples happy after a romantic evening. Nothing like a guy singing "Can I touch you there?" to get your point across!!! The gal is happy because she was wooed and the man is happy because, well, let's just leave it at that.

[Save]

I wasn't looking at his hand. Nor do I pay much attention to what he says. It seems we have a rather superficial fantasy relationship, but so far it works for me.

I remembered David H for a minute, then I forgot about him again.

[Save]

I think I'd rather have the guy just go ahead and touch me there than listen to him sing about it.

[Becki]

SAVE - I think that's the whole point of a fantasy relationship. ;-)

[richie]

I love reading what the two of you is saying.

[richie]

And it was awfully nice not to be fighting the traffic on the rickey dot orgy tonight.

[Save]

I have homework to finish for tomorrow, but I will probably be back tomorrow night. Happy wet Ace dreams!

[Save]

Yo PEEPS!

That first performance was just a'ight for me.

[richie]

Gotta agree, SAVE, thought that was pretty uneven.

[richie]

BTW, what do you think of wig-gate?

[Save]

I think the evidence is pretty solid. I wonder if he has a fake patch of hair on his chest too? But of course I do NOT want to see any evidence for that.

[richie]

Yikes! Hadn't thought of that, babe!

[richie]

Wow, starting off badly, and can't get over the thought of her talking about an affair with her high school teacher, who, of course is married with a kid her age.

[Save]

I thought that rather sucked.

[richie]

We would be in agreement. So far, the boys are looking pretty damn good.

So will Brook sing 'Beauty School Dropout"?

[richie]

Wow, she is looking oddly like Carly Simon while sining this song. Sadly, not sounding like her though.

[richie]

Another one picking a song not in their own range.

[Save]

I thought that kind of sucked too.

[richie]

Apparently we don't agree with the judges.

[richie]

Not a great song choice. I mean, does the original even sound particularly original?

[Save]

I think Simon has a little crush on her.

[richie]

This is not that good, either.

[richie]

She is adorable

[Save]

She's really cute. I think the song choices so far are horrid.

[richie]

Most definitely. What are these girls thinking?

[richie]

Wow, she makes Seacrust look tall!

[Save]

She's bitty. To make crusty look tall she must be under 5'.

The girl up next creeps me out. She does a freaky bug eye look when she sings. It disturbs me.

[richie]

Kristy, this is an angry song, not a stripper tune.

[Save]

She has a......wide.....stance. And boppy head.

[richie]

But the eyes weren't as bad as last week. But the wide stance was a bit odd. And the bouncy, bouncy, Simon-look-at-my-chest moves were pushing it a bit.

[Save]

5 antibiotics? I don't doubt she was on multiple meds, but a vicodin jell-o shot does not equal antibiotic.

[richie]

I was thikning the same damn thing... 5 antibiotics and I am zoned out? What? She didn't hear them because she was shoving them in her ears?

[richie]

I was thinking Amanda thought mascara was power...

[richie]

This is not good at all.

[Save]

I didn't think they still made Aquanet.

[richie]

LOL. Too true.

[Becki]

Hey SAVE and RICHIE!

Yikes. Amanda was scary. That skunk hairdo was WAY over the top.

Any faves of the night so far? I thought Carly and Syesha were both good but can't decide if I liked either better.

[richie]

Hey, BECKI! I haven't really liked anyone so far. I guess if I had to pick a favorite, Carly didn't suck as much as the others.

[richie]

That was very pageant.

[Save]

Junior prom. Paula made the punch.

[richie]

Paula made the punch for kindergarten graduation, so what is new. Question is, did she sleep with the principal to pass English, since her command of the language is not her strength.

[richie]

Wow, this is ugly.

[Save]

My ears HURT.

[richie]

I was talking about the performance, not the outfit, but could mean both.

[Save]

I bet he passed her just so he wouldn't have to sleep with her again for another year.

[richie]

I feared this would be bad. And it is. Great song, bad performance.

[Save]

I just can't take anyone who wears leggings seriously.

[richie]

Too true, SAVE. Get it over with, he said....

[richie]

Will Seacrust's fascination with Britney be enough to save Kady just so he can convince himself people will think he is flirting with a girl? Tune in tomorrow night.

[richie]

Since the commercial just ran, do you think the show 'Moment of Truth' is just Jerry Springer on steroids?

[Becki]

I hadn't even thought about that RICHIE but it does seem so doesn't it? Why people go on shows like that is beyond me..and I'm desparate for money.

[richie]

A former cheerleader. No wonder she is a shouter.

Starting badly. I miss LaToya.

[Becki]

OUCH! These last two gals are hurting. Their nerves must have gotten the best of them.

[richie]

BECKI, I think the hunger for fame is stronger than the drive for money. No matter the type of fame. It's sad, really.

[richie]

Are Randy & Pauler on drugs?

[Save]

Dang, I had to put that on mute.

I watched the truth show last week, and it has to be one of the seediest shows I've ever seen. I enjoyed it.

[Becki]

SAVE - you, my dear, are a riot!

Thankfully, I have the computer to distract me so can just mute the TV on my own accord. The girls are faultering this year. A guy could win...easily.

[Save]

I am going to predict that the final two this year will both be of the male persuasion. The girls are getting their asses kicked.

[richie]

Yeah, I think you might be right, SAVE, but unsure about which guy will be there with David A.

[Save]

Doesn't really matter since the other guy is going to loose.

[Becki]

RICHIE - Thanks for setting this page up for us. We know where to come. Good to chat with you both tonight. I wonder where everyone else is. I'm signing out for the night. Have a good one.

[Save]

I don't know where the rest of the peeps are? I'm glad you were here BECKI!

[richie]

Well, we all had fun. It was great spending another Idol night with you both.

And David is going to win, isn't he?

[richie]

Good evening, PEEPS!

[richie]

Pretty, pointy posing. AI at it's finest.

[Save]

This group song is craptastic.

[richie]

SAVE, it was just ever-so Nigel-istic.

[richie]

Think Pauler did the choreography?

[Save]

I don't think so. I didn't see any between the legs cold hearted ssssnake moves.

[Save]

Danny looks like he's about to piddle his pants.

[richie]

He didn't know when he was safe what he should do.

[Save]

My Rickey's pool picks are already shot. I thought Ezie was out tonight.

[Save]

Do you think we're loosing the pretty?

[richie]

Yes, I think we are losing the pretty tonight.

I have gotten both bonus questions and the first elimination correct thus far.

[richie]

Wow, I am still batting 1000.

[richie]

You know, it is strange, but the more I hear Michael Johns, and the more I think he reminds me of Michael Bolton, the less pretty he seems to me. With Luke, it didn't matter what he sounded like, he was just damn pretty.

[richie]

Damn, my first miss of the night. And so close I since I had Kady in the pool.

[Save]

I was kind of hoping she'd throw the microphone at crusty and walk off.

[richie]

I was hoping for a knee to the groin.

[Save]

But then crusty would need to have a groin.

[richie]

I have to hand it to Alexandrea for calling Seacrust a freak. Almost wish she would have staid now.

[Save]

Dare I dream?

[Save]

Yes!!!!! The Pretty!!!!!

[richie]

Wow, bad wig killed it.

[richie]

I only ID'ed 2 of the 4 leaving. I thought Robbie would last until next week, and Alaina would make the top 12.

I also thought the final 2 in season 5 would be Ace & Daughtry.

Wrong again.

[Save]

That bandana can't cover what we already know.

[richie]

Adds to his rock cred. More than an appearance on AI, at least.

[Save]

I think Robbie leaving is better than getting my picks right. I think I was 1/4

[richie]

Oh, I am on board with Robbie catching the exit door. I just thought Luke was out first. Guess we get pretty for one more week.

2 Correct on the leaving, and both bonus questions. Cool!

[Save]

I think next week pretty should sing shirtless!

[richie]

I am on board with that, SAVE.

Speaking of shirtless, or near that, did you see the video of ACE with the wife-beater? Yum!

[Save]

:eek: No! Where is this video???

[richie]

On YouTube. And a recent [this afternoon] thread on Rickey's.

Also, a clip of his soon-to-be released single. I like it!

[Save]

When you say soon-to-be released, do you mean sometime before 2012?

[richie]

I would email you the YouTube site and a file of the clip, but I don't have your addy - lost the other when I moved up to the iMac.

[richie]

Not sure about the date of the single, but he says May for the CD!

[Save]

I sent it to you in a pm

[richie]

So email me SAVE and let me record your addy and send you the mp3 clip.

[richie]

Just sent it off!

Damn, it is good chatting with you again!

[Save]

Gosh he looks good.

[Save]

He wants to give me an inside scoop!

[richie]

Oh, he certainly does look good. Don't you just want to lick him?

[richie]

I got his inside scoop right here!

[Save]

I almost did lick him. In fact I think he told me to lick him.

[Save]

In fact, I think "Lick me" would be a great song for him.

[richie]

It would be perfect for him. And he would look great draped across your bead, all sweaty and panting.

[Save]

I'd even be willing to get him all sweaty and panting over and over again to get the video just right.

[richie]

Speaking of men as bed-linen, have you been watching 'Make Me A Supermodel'?

[richie]

SAVE, I bet you would get it right the first time. But a few rehearsals might be in order.

[Save]

I haven't even heard of that show. Does it have hot naked men on it? Missing that would be so tragic.

[richie]

Tonight at 10 on Bravo. It is perfection.

[Save]

Time for it to start! I'm so excited!

[richie]

Oh, the drama! One of the supermodel candidates is having health issues on a ski slope!

[richie]

Ronnie, Casey & Ben are gorgeous. And they like to put them in tights!

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I think it would be much more realistic if they skied naked.

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Perry busted his crotch open! Now, this is great television. What would I do without you Richie?

[richie]

ISn't Ronnie gorgeous?

[richie]

Oh, no, sounds like the showmance between Ronnie [gay] and Ben [married] is getting strained!

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Which one was Ronnie? I was focused on their crotches possibly busting open, in that awfully cold weather. Bbrrr

[richie]

He was teamed with Perry. Blond and gorgeous.

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Ben seems like he's a bit of a jerk.

[richie]

First hint of that. Rickey loved him. Must be sad for him.

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I think I like Casey the best. But that's subject to change. It's hard to tell who's the most gorgeousest when they're wearing so many clothes. No wait, Ronnie is hot....

[richie]

They are my favorite 2. Casey has that skinny boy gorgeous, but Rannie is built and has that gorgeous smile. Both are killer.

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I want to cut Casey's hair.

[richie]

I want to play with his hair. And let him whip me with it.

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I'm not liking Perry. He kind of looks like K-fed.

[richie]

The judges love him, and I don't get it.

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After he whips you with it, will you cut it?

[richie]

Depends how much I like it.

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I think Frankie's out.

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Then you won't be cutting it. Oh well. Fair enough.

[richie]

They get to the point, don't they? Not polite critiques.

[richie]

I think Frankie is toast, too. But I think they didn't do Ben any favors by making it sounds like he gave up.

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I've decided that Ronnie is my favorite. He just asked me if I wanted a kiss, and yes I do!

[richie]

SAVE, you always steal my man. But this is a first, you stole the gay one from me!

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Gee can Tyson sound anymore like a robot when he gives the results? Did we just watch this episode?

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I think we both just have exquisite taste.

[richie]

Yes, this is the episode we just watched. And no, Tyson can't seem to sound human for the results. I am not even sure if that is really his voice, or a computer.

You can vote by phone and by computer. You get 10 votes per line, and 10 per email address.

[richie]

Yes, my dear, our taste level is perfection.